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 It was funny back then. Should still get a chuckle or two

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PostSubject: It was funny back then. Should still get a chuckle or two   Mon May 11, 2009 10:23 pm

I wrote this on Inegma back in 05. Figured you guys would get a kick out of it.

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"Ok, I'm no rocket sientist. Infact I don't even own a rocket. But the other night one of my brain cells moved.
I was reading some posts from 9c1.com, and noticed alot of people use words like wife.com and wife.edu, and so on. This got me thinking, there needs to be a list.
So I came up with a list of wife. stuff that can not only be used to mention your loved one, but also can be used to express your overall opinion of them. So here it is.

1. Wife.com - She is always at the computer, and you have to fight for keyboard time.

2. Wife.gov - She is in charge, she wears the pants, you may think your in charge, but your not. She just lets you think you are. She is in charge!

3. Wife.org - She belongs to or involved in church or civic organizations, with her self and or the kids. She is never home. You never see her. Your starting to miss her.

4. Wife.net - She is very popular. She knows everyone, and everyone knows her. people ask you about your wife before they say hello to you. She sat at the cool table in high school.

5 Wife.edu - She knows everything or thinks she does. She can out think you. If you think she can't, you are wrong and she will tell you so. You are wrong. She played a jedi mind trick on you and made you do something you didn't want to do.
You took out the trash, didn't you?

Ladies you can use this list to explain your husbands. It is not gender specific, just a fun list to poke fun at your loved ones.
I showed the list to my honey and i said that she would be a wife.edu. She quickly corrected me. And now wife.gov wants me to change her oil. Yesterday it was the trash. I'm loosing ground fast

Bill"
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And we were not even married yet. scratch
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