i LOL'd

I got one of my impalas for sale on CL. i've had 40 emails about it, and half of them are offering me $3-500 to "take it off my hands" f'in scrap morons.

I told the $300 guy that i had 4-5 cars to scrap. He was all excited. Then i told him i wouldn't sell one to him if he was the last guy in the scrap business for insulting me on the impala. lol. I'm such a dick.

But it feels good telling him that!

I get low ball shit all the time. My favorite was when I was selling a lawn tractor and got this email "The dump called, they want their scrap metal back!".
The funny thing about that was I did find it at the dump a few years prior lol.

It's funny, guy from mass keeps emailing me with his number for me to call so his buddy can come see it, no names, nothing. I send a reply and it takes 2-3 days before they reply. Amazing.