I'm finally willng to admit defeat.

Big Ugly.

Useless.

I gotta say that is probably the MOST USELESS vehicle I have EVAR purchased in my entire life! I finally admit to it. It has been hinting to me its entire time here that it is completely useless. Now I believe it.

It's useless as a truck because it has that stupid, dinky, stepside bed. You can't even fit plywood in there.

It's useless as a car, because you can't get the baby in and out of the back easily. And the wife doesn't like the way it smells.

It's useless as a hot rod, because even though it is the total RIGHT color and has the RIGHT stance, and RIGHT exhaust note, it's still only an anemic 305.

And the FINAL useless straw. It got stuck IN MY LEVEL DRIVEWAY three friggin times in the past two days. Yes THREE times. On my snowblowed driveway. With studded snows. It couldn't get over like a 3/4" ice/snow rut. Seriously? Seriously. Apparently the posi is no good. So it's useless in the snow too. With or without weight in the back.

So as much as I love the damn thing. It'll be sold in the spring. I banished it to the side driveway to be buried in the snow for the rest of the winter.

It was pretty useful for one thing though... I had a blast building it, and really want to thank everyone who helped me with it. But she's gotta go.

If you know anyone, I'll be asking 1500 bucks.

$1500 for (see quote)

toomanytoyz wrote:

the MOST USELESS vehicle I have EVAR purchased in my entire life!

Sounds like a good deal!

bill tell me its not true. your selling the certified jb welder truck but the long roof holds more and gets there quicker.IF i only had the money. it would be mine. but i dont right now.so good luck with the sale.im going to regret not buying this.

silverfox103 wrote:

$1500 for (see quote)

toomanytoyz wrote:

the MOST USELESS vehicle I have EVAR purchased in my entire life!

Sounds like a good deal!

LOL! Doesn't it though????

iceman3201 wrote:

im going to regret not buying this.

Nah... I don't think you will...

Don't get me wrong, I love the damn thing. I just have no need for it. It doesn't do anything my wagon can't do. And it's taking up space in the driveway that another toy could fill.

She will be missed
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I hate to bring this up, but could it be the "Curse of Morticia". First the Impala and now Big Ugly. What's next?

Too many coincidences, I always had an uneasy feeling how Morticia was unceremoniously dumped.

Tom C.

silverfox103 wrote:

I hate to bring this up, but could it be the "Curse of Morticia". First the Impala and now Big Ugly. What's next?

Too many coincidences, I always had an uneasy feeling how Morticia was unceremoniously dumped.

Tom C.

Seriously. And I think about that car every damn day. Should have kept it. I liked it better than the marshmallow, and still do. I think I actually miss it more than my Caddy. Which is weird, because that car was a total POS!

toomanytoyz wrote:

And the FINAL useless straw. It got stuck IN MY LEVEL DRIVEWAY three friggin times in the past two days. Yes THREE times. On my snowblowed driveway. With studded snows. It couldn't get over like a 3/4" ice/snow rut. Seriously? Seriously. Apparently the posi is no good. So it's useless in the snow too. With or without weight in the back.

Sounds like my caprice, and my crown vic, damn USELESS in the snow. and both mine are studded snows also.

My wagons have all been awesome in the snow, even with all seasons, but I always run dedicated snows in the rear, at least. I've never tried a sedan in the snow though. Maybe the extra weight of the wagon helps over the rear tires. Try some ballast in the trunk, maybe?

toomanytoyz wrote:

My wagons have all been awesome in the snow, even with all seasons, but I always run dedicated snows in the rear, at least. I've never tried a sedan in the snow though. Maybe the extra weight of the wagon helps over the rear tires. Try some ballast in the trunk, maybe?

Ya i got a buddy works at Dragon concrete, i'm thinking of haveing him fill the trunk!

I'll bet if you put a sunroof in it you would fall in love all over again.

Is the bed not wide enough for a 4x8 sheet?

4x4 with posi for the snow, trust me.

See bill, you cracked jokes about me buying my Silhouette but, it has prooved itself to be the MOST useful vehicle I have ever owned. I moved my apartment with it, I helped friends move stuff, I can load and unload my tools easily all my friends fit inside. Ect ect... good luck with the sale Bill!