This can't be good.

I have had the day from hell. Paycheck shows up to late to cash as it comes in the mail. So I scramble around to make sure we have funds for tomorrow til I can get to the bank in the afternoon. Problem solved.
I go to wash the truck, and I stop just behind the 3rd car in line, and my truck won't go into park. WTF. I can't back up, because the truck will not go out of drive. So I am forced to follow the three cars only to pull right through the wash and just go home, because I know if I shut the truck off, I will not get it started if it won't go out of gear. So I get it home, pull the column cover off to discover the shifter is broken. I see that there is a cable, that I can pull back and forth so I remove the shifter because with it there I can't get the truck to move. I can just use the cable to do the shifting. So I head back down to the car wash, and now the damn change machine won't take my money. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would not stand close to me tomorrow.

Doh! Time for a Bravada console and floor shift?