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 So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...

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toomanytoyz
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PostSubject: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:33 pm

Yeah. So... I got totally busted tonight. I decided to try and put some miles on the car today since it did so well yesterday and it seemed to be running pretty good after 70 miles or so. So when we got back from the Easter rounds tonight, I decided to wash it and get it ready to show off at work tomorrow. And that's where this story begins...

I drive up route 3 to Amherst St to the touchless "Laser Wash" that I use pretty often. So the car wash goes pretty normal and car looks nice after the "post wash walk-around." So at this time, I'm all stupid happy that she's running good, and is nice and clean, and can't wait to show the guys at work tomorrow.

So I pull back up onto Amherst St, and for those who don't know the area, it has a median between the opposing traffic lanes. 3 lanes in each direction, so I am forced to go up one set of lights and bang a U-ey. Sitting at the light for the left turn, waitin' for it to change, I figure, "Why not?" And when I the light turns green, I decide to go ahead and let EVERYONE within a mile radius know that I was doing an Effin' U turn, dammit! And boy, was it fun. Smoldered the tires through first... And into second, most of the way through second, actually, til I let off. The whole intersection disappeared in smoke. It was totally awesome. I was having some real fun now! Then I just dumped it into third nice and easy, and then 4th, and cruised away at like 45 in a 40. I was grinning like an idiot.

And then the blues emerged through the smoke...

...and I started laughing hysterically. Smile

Caught RED HANDED. I was phucked. He was actually behind me at the light, waiting to turn. Ha ha... oops.

So, I pull right over to the side of the road, in an opening to a closed business, turn off the car (way too loud at idle!), shut the lights, flipped on the interior lights, grabbed my license and registration, set it on my lap, and continued to giggle.

The cop let me sweat it out for 2 or 3 minutes before he decided to saunter on over and address the situation.

So I'm still laughing when he walks up to the window and he's laughing too. (good sign) And he's a younger guy (another good sign) and this is how it goes...

Cop: *snickers* So. Uh, do you know...
Me: *laughing* Yeah, I know.
cop: You do? You know why I pulled you over? *smiling*
me: Yeah, I think I might. *still laughing* I think you might have caught me being an asshole in my totally obnoxious car.
cop: Yeah, pretty sure that's it. *smiling*
me: Yup. I figured. It was kind of obvious. I'm sorry man, I haven't driven it since last May, and I just finally got it running and back on the road this weekend. It was finally running good, and I decided to take it out and wash it so I could show it off to the boys at work tomorrow. Sorry.
cop: Oh, don't worry, I'm not gonna give you a ticket.
me: Seriously? Did you SEE what I did back there? Being a HUGE asshole...? I just couldn't help it. It's finally running right!
cop: Oh, I totally understand. If I had a car like this, I'd be a total asshole, too. I just had to pull you over to check it out.
me: Seriously? I can dig that. I really appreciate it.
*both laughing*
cop: Yeah, I'm not giving you a ticket, you're free to go. Enjoy your night. Oh, and nice car.
me: Thanks, you have a good night too.

I fired it back up, hit the lights, and pulled away. He flashed his lights and turned around in the lot.

I shit you not. That was exactly how it went down. And I am STILL giggling about it an hour later.

My wife got a kick out of the story and called me the luckiest bastard she knows. Funny thing is, that's the SECOND time I've been let go, with no ticket, for doing the exact same thing... A neighborhood destroying smokeshow, in front of a cop! Hahahahahaha! Very Happy

But just to get back at me, as I was pulling into my driveway and putting the windows up, the front roller on the passenger front window broke and the glass jack-knifed on me... Grrr... Always something. Wink

Still laughing though!

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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:52 pm

no effin way we want pics LOL.
Lucky Bastage.
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:00 pm

LOL!

Something like that happened to me once in the 74 but not as jovial and funny as that!
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:54 pm

That's cool you got away with it, I always get nailed for speeding. Doin a smoke show from now on, lol.
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:05 am

That's hysterical, see here they have itchy pen pads. I got a ticket for not having 4 bolts in my liscense plate.
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:17 am

Looks like the excitement is back!
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:26 am

That is a funny story. I had to smile just reading it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:55 am

Ok so lets ALL go out to an intersection somewhere in our city/towns, smokem up and see what the odds are of drawing the good cop.

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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:35 am

Your burying the lead. The car is running 100% again?
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:39 am

sdstick, i would gladly go everywhere sideways, but the only major intersections around me are in groton, and the groton pd....... just no.... if you dont live here you dont know! and i cant get too crazy in ledyard either, because what if i get busted by the cop that used to hang out at my high school? he let me get away with some ridiculous crap in the school parking lot with my cadillac, dont think he will do the same again.

anyway, great story!
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:14 pm

STORIES LIKE THIS MAKES ME NEVER WANNA GET RID OF MY CAR Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:57 pm

Happened to me once in the VW. There was a car sitting on a green so I laid on the horn and they didn't move, so I dumped the car (Turbo and loudish exhaust) and whip around him. Sitting at the opposing light is a Ma Statey. I saw him roll down the hill, so I just pulled over. So he walks over to his car and diddnt even have to ask me what I did. After a speech about reckless driving and being more mature with my car he let me go. After saying "Nice turbo" Cool
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:49 pm

Simmilar story. I had a mass statie pull me over to check out my car. He used the "do you know how fast you were going?" BS.

Another time I pulled off a side street at night and punched it. The first car I passed was a cop going in the other direction. He pulled me over for doing 61 in an 35. Again, most of the conversation was about the car. I think I was laughing about it, because I remember telling him that I had to punch it to get the ebrake light to go out cause the spring would not bring the pedal all the way back. It was the truth, but he did not buy it. Still in the end, no ticket either time.

So Bill

Reason #37 to keep the sickspd. Cops dig it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:36 pm

LOL. Very Happy I'm still laughing about it.

Oh, and it passed inspection today! Very Happy All I had to do was let my buddy (mr inspector) drive it. Wink He almost got 4th gear rubber with it! Yeeeeow! Shocked

And yeah, it seems to be running pretty good. It feels a little softer than before, but I also have a "hot air intake" on it right now (cone on the maf off the TB) because I didn't want to reinstall the RAISS just yet... But today I could NOT get it to pop through the intake.

And I did a nice brakestand and left a couple hundred feet of rubber out in front of the guys at work in front of the building. cheers

So yeah... So far, so good.

Oh yeah, and I fixed the window roller today. All better.

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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:41 pm

you should make another data log and see if the fuel trims are still lean and if your
still getting knock retard
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:52 pm

I still can't get over the fact you had a cop right behind you, you decide to let the asshole out, and did not check your rear veiw mirror because you were to giddy like a school girl to look. Rock on! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:56 pm

IMPALADAKID wrote:
I still can't get over the fact you had a cop right behind you, you decide to let the asshole out, and did not check your rear veiw mirror because you were to giddy like a school girl to look. Rock on! cheers

haha, yup, thinking the same thing, but then again, I could see myself doing that...

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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:01 pm

Bobby, I will try to log it tomorrow or wednesday. I have to stay home with Bella tomorrow, so I don't think I'll get much wheel time then though! Wink

And I did see a car behind me at the lights. But it was dark out. All I could see were the headlights. Wink




(and then later I was able to see the light bar, once it was all lit up Smile)

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A Toasted Marshmallow, A Long German, A Lame Suburban and expensive dreams...
Missing all my previous B's, D's and V... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: So the SS is running great... And the Nashua PD thinks so too...   Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:15 pm

Pooge wrote:
IMPALADAKID wrote:
I still can't get over the fact you had a cop right behind you, you decide to let the asshole out, and did not check your rear veiw mirror because you were to giddy like a school girl to look. Rock on! cheers

haha, yup, thinking the same thing, but then again, I could see myself doing that...

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