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PostSubject: Math for life   Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:47 pm

Not sure how many of you guys have come across this yet. I found it enlightening.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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PostSubject: Re: Math for life   Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:06 pm

Will this formula help my transmission shift better?
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PostSubject: Re: Math for life   Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:24 pm

By my math:

transmission
20+18+1+14+19+13+9+19+19+9+15+14= 170%

It seams that your trans is already being overworked and that's why it doesn't shift right. I'd recommend a smaller car or a more efficient trans

trans
20+18+1+14+19= 72%

This allows it to handle another 28% more power Wink
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